The Flash #800 review

‘A celebration of Wally West’ is what the copy atop Taurin Clarke’s slick cover illustration promises, and while this anniversary issue doesn’t always keep the focus on the third hero to ride the thunderbolt, it’s a cracking anthology.

Most recent writer Jeremy Adams kicks off the issue with a villain tale, but for once it’s not the Rogues who are front and centre. It’s a bunch of low-level bad guys discussing which DC Universe cities are safest to rob over a card game. And it is a delight.

Points if you can name everyone… I can manage just three

Why is Central City the worst? Adams and regular artistic partner Fernando Pasarin, with inker Oclair Albert, colourist Matt Herms and letterer Rob Leigh, show us over the next nine pages. It’s a goodbye gift to the loyal Flash readers after one of the greatest runs of all.

This issue also features other writers of acclaimed Flash runs, for example, Mark Waid returning to give us a tale starring Wally’s cousin Impulse. Wally’s in this one too, but he’s trapped by a Mirror Master gimmick, along with Bart’s guardian Max Mercury, the Zen Master of Speed. This is so much an Impulse story that we even get an editorial note telling us it’s set between the sixth and seventh issue of Impy’s long-gone, much-lamented series. I don’t mind, though, as I loved that book, and it’s not like Wally was never there. Teaming with Waid is Todd Nauck, who used to draw Impulse in Young Justice, and it’s a case of lightning recaptured in a bottle. We even get one of Bart’s legendary pictograph thought balloons. Messrs Herms and Leigh are back to do their colouring and lettering thing, and very well they do it too.

Joshua Williamson and Carmine Di Giandomenico kicked off Barry Allen’s DC Rebirth era in 2016 and they’re back for a story showing us what Barry and wife Iris do on their weekly date night. Wally thinks he knows, but he’s far from the truth – 1000 years away, in fact.

It’s the Tornado Twins, Dawn and Don Allen. The scene is a lovely coda to Williamson’s run, but if you never read the issues in which Barry and Iris’s kids appeared – or know ancient Legion of Super-Heroes lore – you’d likely be at a loss. It’s a shame Williamson didn’t find a way to make clear who the purple people are for anyone who’s just dropped by because they enjoy anniversary issues. Rob Leigh letters once more while Ivan Plascencia handles the hues.

Now, you may think I’m never happy, but I have to say, the next story has the opposite problem – reams and reams of backstory. If you missed the very long Hunter Zolomon storyline in Geoff Johns’ excellent Flash run, here’s Johns to lay out it all out again, joined by longtime series artistic partner, the great Scott Kolins.

Wally is in one panel – well, two if you count a foot – and doesn’t get any dialogue. The story reads like a set-up for a Zoom mini-series. The craft level is immense – Luis Guerrero colours, you know who letters – but it’s a very odd choice for a celebration of Wally West and the other Flash Family members.

We began this issue with a story from outgoing writer Jeremy Adams, we close it with a sequence by incoming author Si Spurrier and artist Mike Deodato. Visually, it’s a jolt to the eyes, with Deodato splitting the pages into tiny panels to match the fractured nature of Wally’s latest run-in with the Mirror Master. The photorealistic presentation of Wally and Linda (she brings to mind Meghan Markle) is a little stiff, but Deodato’s Flash shines. The great Trish Mulvihill provides the colour art, while Rob Leigh… has a day off? Letters are by a different talent, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, who negotiates the story’s challenges with style. Spurrier’s script captures Wally’s familiar voice and reminds us that he’s one smart cookie. Also, extra points for use of the very obscure Irish word ‘banjaxed’. With an ending as intriguing as the rest of the story, it all bodes well for Spurrier and Deodato’s upcoming turn at the Flash tiller.

Does the cover look like a house ad to anyone else? That background lightning bolt manages to dominate while not looking quite enough like a lightning bolt. And the subtitle font is pretty awkward. Again though, great illo from Taurin Clarke.

That subtitle font recurs on the contents page, but it’s smaller there, not so jarring. The page is pretty snappy, with story previews in a series of lightning bolts.

I would say roll on Flash #801 but Spurrier and Deodato are getting a new #1… then again, rumour had it DC is adding legacy numbering. And if they don’t, you can bet they’ll revert to the big numbers as #900 approaches. Ach, I’m rambling, just buy this comic, it’s a fabulous celebration of speedsters by classic Flash creators and two veterans ready for their shot.

13 thoughts on “The Flash #800 review

  1. I saw the cover and I at least remembered about one hundred issues were Jay Garrick’s and over three hundred were Barry Allen’s. Yes, he gets one story that’s lacking context to what he’s doing but what a way to shit on him otherwise.

    BTW, I won’t be reading Spurrier’s run based off this issue unless your review convinces me otherwise. Linda suddenly not being happy with Wally’s heroics undercuts the core of their history and relationship so that turned me off. I also remember if Spurrier doesn’t only Bart can retain information he reads at super-speed. Besides, Wally has never been a brainiac so it’s just lazy storytelling to make Wally the mouthpiece for the fringe science and sci-fi babble Spurrier uses to confuse readers,

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    1. To be fair, Wally has been working in a pretty significant role at Terrifitech, and I would think you need to be somewhat close to a brainiac to do that. Could be wrong though..

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      1. No, that’s true. Mr Terrific took him on because he’s a ‘problem solver’ with ‘mechanical expertise’ and time travel experience. He’s not necessarily got the scientific diplomas (did he ever finish his business degree?) but he’s definitely a clever chap!

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      2. We’ll have to reread but I seem to recall Wally being perfect for the job because he wasn’t like the men he was hired to work with.

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    2. I see your point but this isn’t Eighty Years of the Flash or whatever, it comes during Wally’s period of occupation of the series.

      As for Linda, she is the coolest partner in comics, but she can have an off-night. I’ll hang fire and see how she acts in the next chapter.

      Regarding Wally’s memory, the story doesn’t say that, like Bart, he remembers everything – he struggles and manages to pluck out some info he has read. He’s not a brainiac, but he’s smart.

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  2. I think I share your ranking of the stories in this issue, Mart — Adams’s at the top, followed by Waid’s, Spurrier’s, Williamson’s, Johns’s. I don’t have a lot of interest in whatever plot Hunter Zolomon is leading up to, and the story with the Tornado Twins was barely a story — almost more of a snapshot.

    But I’ve got a lot of faith that we’re going to get something weird and fun in the Spurrier/Deodato run, and the Adams and Waid stories are delightful.

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  3. Oh, and I completely agree that the main cover looks like a house ad for the book — so much so that I spent an extra dollar to buy the Michael Cho variant cover, with Wally, Barry, and Jay.

    Come to think of it, though — what do the covers of all those beloved 80-Page Giants and Super-Spectaculars look like, if not house ads for all the stories those books contain? Maybe they’re onto something here.

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